BloodRayne 3: Warhammer

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That very thought was going through my head when I rented this cinematic excrement. Nazis are my favourite bad guys and this seemed like a promising take on a good formula. In short, the story was vapid and the acting was awful. They threw in some sex to titillate, but all it did was make me angry. The mad doctor is over the top yet not in a good way and he was stupid to boot. The lead Nazi was an acceptable villain, but only because his acting was not painful and he was a Nazi. The heroine seemed rather one dimensional and devoid of life (which I think was the "actress'" fault rather than the writers' or even intentional). The heroine, by the way, never actually wears those painted on "pants". Ever. Sorry. This movie is neither bad enough to be good nor is it passable as late night brain dead viewing. I should have known to save my $1.02 when I saw the cover. What can I say: I have a weakness for dead Nazis and shapely hips.

OK so when i say best of the 3, you will probably think this dosen't mean much as the first 2 where going from barely acceptable(BR1) to a piece of garbage(BR2). But this film is way better, at least it try to capture more of the original game. I am an huge fan of the games, so i will review this title as a game adaptation. First of all, Rayne. OK she is not like she should be still, but there is major improvement on her look. Her costume look better than in the second film, she dosen't have the red hair but at least have red part... The way her costume is made, she seem to have much bigger * which is a good point, and altought i am disappointed she used ordinary sword instead of the trademark sword of the game, at least she do use sword(second movie was all about guns) I still think Natassia(a good actress that i really like) is not meant to be Rayne but Mynce(even tough she never appeared in the movies) Rayne should be like a bright red hair version of Magda of this movie for example. She is supposed to have green eyes, look more European than Asian. Fight scenes are correct, nothing exceptional but not bad either. Story, well its correct, wish it could have been closer to the game too, but well, we will settle with this i guess. It was entertaining enough so i could have fun trough it. OVERALL, this is still a direct to DVD Boll Product, so its low budget, its Boll... lol what can i say, BR was i guess never big enough to have a big Hollywood block buster movie. I don't know why they never wanted to do it with the game setting. Same costume, same look, same characters and stories. Of course twickle it, but still use the game overall style. Anyway i guess having this is still better than nothing, and like i said this movie redeem a little bit the 2 previous bad movies made about BR. And to finish, Rayne using a little bit of her "trash talk" is really good to see, this is from the game at least, and Natassia * scene was ....huuuum delicious.

Oh my god! What went wrong here? The first "Bloodrayne" movie was actually quite good. Then part 2 came out, and it was a notch down the ladder. Now this "Bloodrayne: The Third Reich" is out, and it is about to hit rock bottom! The story in the movie is actually good enough, most parts of it anyway. There were certain aspects of the movie that was just too corny and too unnecessary. Alright, well lets delve into the acting. For most parts the acting was good enough, but then in the opposite end there was so really horrendous acting as well. Clint Howard (playing doctor Mangler), words doesn't even begin to describe his performance. It was like watching a leech trying to scale a wall, it was dull and uninspiring. The lead role of Rayne, was played by Natassia Malthe. Her acting was adequate, but come on, we all know why she was hired for this. She is hot and kicks ass, and that pretty much sums it up. Set in the period of the 1940's, during World War II, you are wondering why the Germans in the movie are all speaking English. I hate that in movies, get into character and have the Germans speak German. It just works on a grander scale. Having them speak semi-broken English with a flatulent accent, not so much. That really brought the movie down a notch for me. Something else that brought down the movie, was Rayne's costume. Now, sure it was stunningly hot and sexy. But this is the 1940's, no one wore that kind of outfit back then, vampire or human! That was just over the top, and it really brought the movie down. It was out of place and time! Don't just have a costume in a movie because it looks hot, it is just too lame! As for the German's costume, well hats off for that, lots of nice touches and details there. So that worked well enough. Another thing that shouldn't have made it to the movie was the lesbian love scene. Come on! Most people don't want to watch that! It was too much! And again, this was the 1940's, I am pretty sure people weren't open-minded as people are today. Again, it just seemed out of place and almost turned the movie into a soft-core *. That was just too much! One thing that did work for the movie, however, was the sets and the details put into the sets. It was like I would believe the 40's Germany would be like, and the emotional state that the country had would be like. For a movie in the Bloodrayne legacy, Uwe Boll managed to take that whole concept and totally screw it up. The end result of this movie was bad! I didn't even make it to the end. I gave up about two-thirds into the movie. I was fed up with its tacky nonsense. And I had looked forward to this, liking the first part, so I thought it had to be better than part 2, but no, I was disappointed. Uwe Boll have some good movies to his name, and also some bad movies; "Bloodrayne: The Third Reich" adds to the list of bad movies! If you like watching a woman in hot (totally out of the time period) costume and with way too much cleavage going on, then this movie might be something for you though.