The Curse of Hobbes House

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The animation style at the beginning was really cool to tell the myth behind the curse of the house. It was a really cool way to fill the watches in on the background of the house. The CGI was terrible. The acting was okay, but the scripting could have been better. The story behind everything was pretty cool overall. I think this film is slightly better than average. I enjoyed watching it, but I've seen much better, and I've seen much worse too.

HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4) and today we review ..... a film from englandland that isnt complete garbage ? .... miracles really do happen i guess .... now thats not to say this film doesnt have its issues , so lets start with the bad first to get it out of the way #1 its made in england land .... ugh .... secondly the "zombies" make the most irritating sounds NONSTOP!!!!!! Seriously ? ... anymore screeching and i would swear it was just my EX on the screen the whole time .... if you didnt look at the screen you would think this was a group of people being attacked by those flying dinosaurs on helium while they clawed on black boards ........ i mean literally ANY sound other than what they used would have been better .... the sound of my getting hit the face with a brick would have been better than the noise those "zombies "made .......and zombies ? ... i mean they were but kind of not because they were technically animated dead due to the curse right ? .... so .... hmmm not sure what catagory exactly they fall under so sure "zombie" it is ... now the good .... it was actually pretty well done over all ... a little cheesy but for the british its top notch for a horror film, considering im used to films like "bride of scarecrow" and " tooth fairy: queen of pain" from over there this is a diamond .....had a story arch with the mains, had some "twists" in there so i mean writting wise they tried, the FX were not the worst and certainly NOT the worst ive seen from the tea and crumpet people .....and the gore FX at the very end was solid ........ however i do want to point out the end ...lol.... so ...spoiler maybe ? .... if they have to protect the property and NOT let the banks get it or sell it etc .... or the zombies pop up why not just let that happen ? ... i mean ... let it be the corporations problem then lol... let them deal with the garbage problem solved for you ....... so over all ... imma give it a 4/10 .....better than average for a horror film coming form the UK , good job.

The Guardians, they come for the descendants of the Evil Tyrant King. The curse is strong!!!! Okay bad story. Acting okay. Nothing gory really except one shotgunned head. Just not very good. 3/10.